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The Miserable Mill
I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Ages 10+
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Reviews
Dude! Watch out! Super creepy! :()!! Klaus: 🧟 Violet:😩😩😩 Sunny:🦷🦷🤔
By YouTubeNut
This book is awesome, and watch out, because you are about to see a book where there are few happy times...
By Ayo-b
Awesome book and I encourage you to read the rest of the series.
By smartypants3.0
I think that that episode is incredible because Klous gets hypnotized.
By marcylla
At least it wasn’t as depressing as the other ones... but still a wast of my time. #badpaintjob1115
By badpaintjob1115