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Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever

Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever

By Jim Benton Fiction 01/11/2005

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true . . . or at least as true as it needs to be.

Dear Dumb Diary,

Isabella said that she got the information about this charity online and I could help her collect for it if I wanted to, so as we made the rounds for the clothes, we also picked up a few bucks here and there for the Juvenile Optometry Federation.

Hooray! Now I have a charity to work for. In your face, Angeline -- now I'm as gentle and sweet as you, you pig!!

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