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Dear Dumb Diary #1: Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Dear Dumb Diary #1: Let's Pretend This Never Happened

By Jim Benton Fiction 01/07/2004

Take a peek inside the diaries of Jamie Kelly! She's cool (sometimes), nice (mostly), and funny (always).

Dear Dumb Diary,

School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beautiful hair tangled in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse -- who is now one of my main heroes -- took a pair of scissors and snipped two feet of silky blond hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD if you're standing on her right. (Although personally, I think she would look better if I was standing on her neck.)

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