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Elbows Off the Table!

Elbows Off the Table!

By Anonymous Humor 18/10/2012

FELLOW SERVERS: Here we go guys and girls servers, bartenders, host staff and management. Everything youve EVER wanted to say to the customers but couldnt! Every vulgar thought, every obnoxious encounter; its in here! Nothing sugar coated, no excuses, no mercy. Just the plain offensive truth! Finally, you will be heard! OMG I never laughed out loud from reading a book before! Wow, what an a*****e! I love it! UR WHACK! You cant write that! Comedic & Offensive, yet Enlightening! THE DINING PUBLIC: Ever wonder what your waiter thought of you? Did you THINK you were well behaved last time you ate out? This is the best glimpse you will EVER get into a waiters mind people. Make the most of it! I think youll find it quite interesting! Inside you will also be given a unique opportunity to publicly comment on what youve just read. Have a nightmare scenario of your own? Agree with what youve just read? Do you find me despicable? Let me hear what you have to say!

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